a feeble intern is barren by habit

maybe it's the weather

or maybe it's hormones,

but it's definitely time to go to Canada.

you should always wear a helmet

if you don't know what you're doing,

especially in purgatory where teachers mess with minds.

you know when you just get that feeling

that this is the time you'll get caught,

well, make sure you remember to release your emergency brake.

perhaps we should go outside

and walk around barefoot until our soles blister

to match those inside.

it hurts so much to sit on hard chairs

the body aches with boredom,

and the hint at impending esophageal cancer. 

is it messed up to believe that you're certain you will be

the token sick friend,

of whom everyone asks, why her?

do you wish it or do you believe it,

because there is a difference -

there is a very, very, very vast difference.