XXVII: This needs to happen

At one time or another it was incredibly obvious that failure was out of the question. The question became whether or not success was elusive. Sometimes it is easier to believe in the possibility of a better life than to actually live one. That is why so many people fall sick each evening after dessert in the city, or the suburbs for that matter. Who or what was ever responsible for the Salmonella? People will order what they want, and people will ask for more of what they want, and some people will insinuate that you've provided too little. Didn't you hear? Passive aggressiveness is the new black! While the clock slows, the eggs still will not cook themselves. For here or to go, Sir?