XLVI: tell us

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Sign up for: Human Values Research! (the) human values research -
the research needs humans, needs values, needs valuable humans.
Arrive early, five minutes early. This is important.
Do not eat for 6 hours prior.
Do not bring your cell phone, just yourself.
Do not forget your house key.
Do not wear leather or lace.
Do not believe in apocalypse 2012.
Do not turn on any stoves within 24 hours of this assignment.
Do not park your car in the parking lot across the street.
Do not bring money.
Do not paint your fingernails.
Do not leave the sink full of dishes.
Do not become queen of the land called Passive Aggresiva.
Do not finish season two in one week.
Do not expect consistency - not now, not ever.
Do not get overwhelmed.
This is an experiment. You are the subject.
Do not lie, cheat or steal when we are looking.
Do not not trust human values
but do not trust the research.