Wednesday, June 18, 2014

: notes quotes 2014

you need to start dressing like more of a bitch
[in which we people-watch in central park]

when I think of old people having sex, I think about rustling leaves 
[in which we spend time in brooklyn]

Budweiser looks like the pee of a well-hydrated person 
[in which we find a dive bar to become regulars]

boobs are fancy 
[in which we break for lunch]

at least i didn't poop my pants ten miles from home 
[in which we discuss running problems]

i don't trust you as far as i can fuck you 
[in which we find ourselves out on the upper west side]

can we go to a Subway with a bar? 
[in which we decide we should have some dinner]

this morning i made appointments for the doctor, dentist, and eye doctor. 
most people spend years of their lives putting that off and then they die.
[in which we realize that saturday mornings are for adults]





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