weep steak, sweepstakes, meat cakes, MUFFIN.

and i said i jacked a copy of skymall

and he said, technically it's not stealing if the words "TAKE IT. WE'LL REPLACE IT!" are printed on the cover. sorry to burst your bubble.

well, bubble bursted, but -

when i took it home and read it a second time

cover to cover

i laughed harder at the upside down tomato garden,

the marshmallow shooter, and the 10 foot open tunnel backyard dog agility course

than i would have if it wasn't free.

finally, a decorative litter box i don't have to hide!

making lemonade has never been this much fun.

i can break the language barrier with this talking translator!

and i can sleep with confidence and comfort anywhere in the world.

thanks to my free copy of skymall.